If this was a real NBA team, what would there record be, and how far in the playoffs will they go?

You can't win simply by having all stars... Chemistry is the most important thing and those reserves and bench warmers would not be content with their minutes or their roles. Take the Celtics... their move to ship out Perkins will hurt the team in the locker room... and the plan to have a fresh Shaq to play hard in the playoffs... that looks like an empty idea now.